Dear Mister Goblin King,

Tough day so far and naptime isn't even over.
This isn't even something I would normally blog about because I'm just complaining, but perhaps I could try to be charming nonetheless.

Reason 1: Brother has turned into a whiny, hard-to-please mess.

Reason 2: Baby Sis apparently didnt get the memo on how much Mommy NEEDS her to nap during nap time when her brother naps. Or maybe she did, and flat out doesn't care.

Reason 3: Tonight is Daddy's night to be home early but I just found out that's not happening. Perfecto. Another three hours of keeping It together.

Reason 4: I have a headache.

Reason 5: Nobody has volunteered to give us gobs of money.

Putting it down in writing makes me see that I don't have it so bad on the scale of human suffering. But my fellow mommies can testify that when naptime is ruined, so is Mommy. It's the only time I get to just be on-call instead of on-duty. Allow "the only time" to be emphasized. It is awesome being a mom, just sometimes you get boogers on your cheek that aren't yours. In the words of my mom, "it's a good thing they're cute."
That being said; Please come and take me away. Right now.
Love,
Christal